They’re Called Flats | Patriotic British Gift
They’re Called Flats | Patriotic British Gift
They’re Called Flats.
Yeah, you know what we're saying.
A clean, understated T-shirt for anyone who prefers British English to unnecessary transatlantic upgrades.
Bold serif lettering, a classic fit and a small reminder to Keep British English alive.
Clean, understated typography keeps the design sharp without turning it into a novelty shirt. The ring-spun cotton gives it a soft feel, while the classic fit makes it an easy everyday option with jeans, under a jacket, or wherever linguistic standards need quietly defending.
A simple white tee, crisp black print, and just enough attitude.
King’s English — Loot for the Literate.
100% ring-spun US cotton
Garment-dyed, soft-washed fabric
Relaxed fit
Tubular construction with no side seams
Double-needle stitching for durability
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, max 30°C, with similar colours
Do not bleach
Tumble dry on low heat
Iron on low heat
Do not dry clean